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Monday, September 13, 2010

HaHa Who stole my ass!!Ladies BEWARE!!


IMPORTANT MESSAGE:
You've heard about people who have been abducted and had
their kidneys removed by black-market organ thieves.

My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years
ago. I went to sleep and woke up with someone else's thighs.
It was just that quick. The replacements had the texture of
cooked oatmeal. Whose thighs were these and what happened to
mine? I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs.
Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my
life in jeans. And then the thieves struck again.

My butt was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they
took pains to match my new rear-end to the thighs they had
stuck me with earlier. But my new butt was attached at least
three inches lower than my original! I realized I'd have to
give up my jeans in favor of long skirts.

Two years ago I realized my arms had been switched. One
morning I was fixing my hair and was horrified to see the
flesh of my upper arm swing to and fro with the motion of
the hairbrush. This was really getting scary - my body was
being replaced one section at a time. What could they do to
me next?

When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced with
a turkey neck, I decided to tell my story. Women of the
world wake up and smell the coffee! Those 'plastic' surgeons
are using REAL replacement body parts - stolen from you and
me! The next time someone you know has something 'lifted',
look again - was it lifted from you?

THIS IS NOT A HOAX. This is happening to women everywhere
every night.
WARN YOUR FRIENDS!

P. S. Last year I thought someone had stolen my Boobs. I was
Lying in bed and they were gone! But when I jumped out of
Bed, I was relieved to see that they had just been hiding in
My armpits as I slept. Now I keep them hidden in my
Waistband.

Thought this was too 'important' not to pass on. Have a
Wonderful day - with a joy filled heart. Always remember to
Laugh!! Helps the heart AND the wrinkles!!


So close to home:(..Parents:KNOW the symptoms

This is about the monster that took my 19 yr old son from us in the middle of the night.He wasn't previously diagnosed and  his death happened at onset.This is not the norm for this disease some will have had several symptoms prior but my son also had Down Syndrome and given his genetic make-up his body could not cope with the sudden attack by this disease.Sometimes the signs are subtle and mimic many other common childhood diseases.With my son it came on quickly appearing to be a stomach bug which had been making it's rounds through the house and he was gone in only 2 days.Type 1 commonly known as Juvenile diabetes can strike at any time, at any age ,it's onset is usually sudden.Please take some time to learn the symptoms and share them with your older teen/young adult children also,recognizing them may save a life.Fact Sheets: Type 1 Diabetes (Juvenile Diabetes) Facts

Affects Young Children

Type 1 diabetes strikes children suddenly, makes them dependent on injected or pumped insulin for life, and carries the constant threat of devastating complications. While diagnosis most often occurs in childhood and adolescence, it can and does strike adults as well. Type 1 diabetes is an autoimmune disease in which the body's immune system attacks and destroys the insulin-producing cells of the pancreas. While the causes of this process are not yet entirely understood, scientists believe that both genetic factors and environmental triggers are involved.

Needs Constant Attention

To stay alive, people with type 1 diabetes must take multiple insulin injections daily or continually infuse insulin through a pump. They must also test their blood sugar by pricking their fingers for blood six or more times per day. While trying to balance insulin doses with their food intake and daily activities, people with this form of diabetes must always be prepared for serious hypoglycemic (low blood sugar) and hyperglycemic (high blood sugar) reactions, both of which can be life-limiting and life threatening.

Insulin Does Not Cure It

While insulin allows a person to stay alive, it does not cure diabetes nor does it prevent its eventual and devastating effects, which may include: kidney failure, blindness, nerve damage, amputations, heart attack, stroke, and pregnancy complications.Difficult to Manage

Despite rigorous attention to maintaining a meal plan and exercise regimen, and always injecting the proper amount of insulin, many other factors can adversely affect efforts to tightly control blood sugar levels including: stress, hormonal changes, periods of growth, physical activity, medications, illness/infection, and fatigue.

Statistics and Warning Signs

* As many as 3 million Americans may have type 1 diabetes.
* Each year more than 15,000 children are diagnosed with diabetes in the U.S. That's 40 children per day.
* Warning signs of type 1 diabetes include: extreme thirst, frequent urination, drowsiness or lethargy, increased appetite, sudden weight loss for no reason, sudden vision changes, sugar in urine, fruity odor on breath, heavy or labored breathing, stupor or unconsciousness. These may occur suddenly.

What is it like to have type 1 diabetes?

Ask people who have type 1 diabetes. It's difficult. It's upsetting. It's life threatening. It doesn't go away.

"Both children and adults like me who live with type 1 diabetes need to be mathematicians, physicians, personal trainers and dieticians all rolled into one. We need to be constantly factoring and adjusting, making frequent finger sticks to check blood sugars, and giving ourselves multiple daily insulin injections just to stay alive." - JDRF International Chairman, Mary Tyler Moore

"This disease controls our lives with all the pricking of the fingers, shots, high and low blood sugars; it's like being on a seesaw. Without a cure, we will be stuck on this seesaw till the day we die." - Tre Kawkins, 12, Michigan

"I want to live someday without thinking about my diabetes. It's a lot for a little kid to keep up with." - Luke Varadi, 11, South Carolina

"Diabetes has made me different than all my friends. I have an extra burden to carry." - Caroline McEnery, 17, Connecticut


Type 1 Diabetes, 2004; KRC Research for JDRF, Jan. 2005

For more information, visit the JDRF web site at http://www.jdrf.org/ or call 800-533-CURE.

Saturday, September 11, 2010

Adventure's in Soup


In my years of making soups that I think are both  nutritious and appealing I have always found that my kids when presented with this wonderful bowl of steaming liquid  that I spent all day simmering,look down at the masses of floating vegetables and declare "Mom's trying to poison us".In my quest to find a soup for those cold winter days that my family might actually enjoy eating I decided to give Potato Leek soup a spin.After looking up the recipe I discovered most simple recipe's call for 5 ingredients.Only 5 you say?Hmmm inexpensive,filling and no floating veggies for which you are trying to poison the children..=D ...Chicken broth,potato's,leeks,bacon,heavy cream and some seasoning if you choose<salt,pepper,thyme were my choices> and I added some shredded cheddar as a garnish and a loaf of warm fresh bread on the side.Patting myself on the back  for a job well done as seconds were had by all and not one complaint.It was very creamy,filling and delicious.For a healthier version you can leave out the bacon but definitely a good choice for those with an aversion to floating veggies and those looking for a nutritious ,economical meal that's quick to prepare.

Have you seen this child?Missing Kyron Horman,Portland Oregon

I've been following Kyron's story since June and thought I'd post his info as my 1st blog...I hope people take the time to visit Missing Children's pages and pay attention to their sweet faces you may be the one to help bring a child home...Endangered Missing
KYRON HORMAN
Case Type: Endangered Missing
Missing since: June 04, 2010
Age: 7
Location: Portland, Oregon
Height: 3'8"
Weight: approx. 50 lbs
Gender: M
Race: White/Caucasian
Hair Color: Brown
Eyes: Blue

Anyone with information of Kyron is asked to call the Multnomah Sheriff

tip-line at

503-261-2847

http://bringkyronhome.org/